the new term for farting is butt boxing.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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