i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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