so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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