Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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