FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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