Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
People in love make me want to vomit
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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