if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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