But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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