I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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