And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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