if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
and she was petting her beer can
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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