i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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