I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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