I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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