your room smells of hookers.
And success
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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