im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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