I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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