is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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