Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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