i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
from now on my penis is your penis
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
3 2 1 whiskey
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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