I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
