so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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