Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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