What should our trivia night team be named?
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this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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