is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
her vagine was all disorganized.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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