I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
