Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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