I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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