I wanna bring you to show and tell
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i came on her dog
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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