That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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