Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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