It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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