I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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