i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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