What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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