Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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