Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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