He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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