ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I've blown a few things in my day
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I think my moral compass just broke
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
