I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Ladies don't puke and tell
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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