me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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