i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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