Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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