Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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