Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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