Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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