you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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