Do vagina's smell?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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