Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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