I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i love accidental penises.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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