its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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