Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I think people are normalizing furries
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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