your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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