i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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